Sunday, March 22, 2009

Exclusive: "Gimme Gimme Botox, Baby"


Charlotte Perelli, the winner of the 44th Eurovision Song Contest and participant of the 53th ESC in Belgrade is giving this popular contest another chance. Exclusive for free-botox.com Charlotte spoke about her plans for next years Melodifestivalen, her new artist name and the song which should lead her to a second victory. A totaly new image, concept and management, Charlotte wants to take it serious this time. She had some plastic surgery (for the first time in her life) and the results are new plastic hips, her forhead is now a "five head"  and she even signed a contract with a botox factory which insure her free botox for the next 5 years.
But that's not all, Charlotte changed her name from Perelli to Alien: "I think thats a new, funny and provocative name to get some extra votes on the next MF (Melodifestivalen)". 
New image, new name but same music: "Yeah, you know I want to keep this scandinavian touch, all my songs sound the same and my new song won't be any different"
Gimme Gimme Botox Baby is the name of this new song which should lead Charlotte to the top of MF and hopefully to the top of the 55th Eurovision Song Contest. After we asked when her new song will be realised, Charlotte said: "Be patient, we are doing the final version this days, but if you really can't wait then just listen to any of my songs and change the lyrics into gimme gimme botox, baby"

Malta wins the 54th Eurovision Song Contest !


After being pregnant for 20 years, Malta's hope for Eurovision gave birth to 15 beautiful babys - ON STAGE ! A eurovision fan said that this was the best performance he has ever seen in Eurovision: "The blood was a great special effect, and Chiaras screaming brought her voice to a higher level".
This unusual performance brought Malta the victory of the 54th Eurovision Song Contest. Mila Jovovich, the host of this years eurovision said that it was very unusual to see using 15 baby asses instead of drums. After Maltas victory Chiara said to the Media: "I am very happy. I finally won eurovision, I became a mother and I never looked so thin". Congratulations Malta !

Sakis "Dum Tek Teked" Hadise



After Hadise and Sakis Rouvas where caught in the dressing room of BH Eurosong 2009 the drama goes on. Hadise confirmed her pregnancy exclusive for dumtektekvision.com and is announcing that she is going to have a boy. "Me and Sakis are very happy" Hadise said. Remembering, after Sakis "shaked" Hadise in March 2009 and the disaster performances of both participants on the Eurovision Song Contest in Moscow, Europe was shocked ! But not for a long time, on December 13th 2009, Hadise gave birth to a beautiful boy called Sadise-Hakis Rouvas. Both Hadise and Sakis would like their son, to participate in the eurovision song contest in a near future, Hadise: "It would be perfect for me, it would be a gift from heaven, that would be the greatest story of-all-times" On the speculations of being gay Sakis said: " After 30 years of shaking "it" I recognized that it is more fun to dum tek tek someone then being dum tek teked"

20 years later...

SADISE-HAKIS WINS EUROVISION SONG CONTEST IN ROME !

For the first time in history Dumtekistan took part of the esc 2029 in Rome and won clearly the contest with his greek-turkish up tempo song "Shake my dum tek tek". After the big battle between Dumtekistan and Andorra the last 12 points from Dimabilanistan to Sadise brought the next years eurovision to Shakein the capital of Dumtekistan. Sadise: "A dream came true"
Sadise-Hakis is the son of Hadise and Sakis Rouvas, well known names in the eurovision song contest. Hadise participate in 2009 for Turkey ending 16th in the Final. Sakis is the most known eurovision participant in History, after participating 2004, 2009,2011, 2014, 2018, 2021,2023 and 2025 and hosting the show 2006 in Athens and 2013 in Thesaloniki. It is also annonced that the next years host of esc will be Sakis Rouvas and Hadise. Dumtekistan is promising a great show, many surprises and the biggest stage since eurovision 2016 in Wien, Austria. Asking Sadise if he will participate again he said: "I'm already working on new songs, and who knows, maybe in 2 years again".